The Dunkin Mobile

It looks innocent enough - from the outside.  The large, orange plastic, kid-mobile that was invented to help busy Moms entertain their children during a trip to the grocery store.

NOT SO! 

It all started off like any other shopping trip but then I spotted it and hoped nobody else would.  But, of course they did.  They begged to get inside it and I obliged.  This is the way I see that large, orange plastic, kid mobile:

• A giant germ infested mess.  Half way through the first aisle Sydney started throwing out random tissues from the previous occupant.
• I had to gain momentum every time I was set to round a corner or take a turn.  Those things are heavy!
• I'm pretty sure I took out a couple little ladies cruising down the aisles.  Those things are huge!
• I was able to drown out the lovely grocery store music with my squeaky wheels. Do they ever maintain these things?  I know, stupid question.
• Dunkin Donuts must pump the smell of freshly baked goodies into the car to make them so enticing because seriously, once they spotted this thing, there was no turning back!
• Sydney started hanging out of the passenger door around aisle 5 and may have grabbed a few loaves of bread off the shelves. 

There you have it.  The next time I agree to letting them inside I will think twice or opt to go solo, that way I can jam out to the tunes all by myself!